Save big bucks, plus some humour

In today’s message:

• Save big bucks
• The “ask”
• Some humour
• Financing for equipment

Save big bucks

When you get a new tractor, ask us to quote you a financing offer.

We can usually beat your dealer’s financing rates, saving you thousands over the life of the unit. You just have to ask us.

The “ask”

Will you let us finance your next new or used truck or trailer?

Some humour

Here are a few good ones:

Armed robbers burst into a bank, line up customers and staff against the wall, and begin to take their wallets, watches, and jewelry. Two of the bank’s accountants are among those waiting to be robbed. The first accountant suddenly thrusts something in the hand of the other. The second accountant whispers, “What
is this?” The first accountant whispers back, “It’s the fifty bucks I owe you.”

A man asks a fortuneteller what Heaven is like. The fortuneteller gazes into her crystal ball, and says, “Hmm, I see some good news and some bad news. The good news is that there are several golf courses in heaven and they are all incredibly beautiful.”
“Wow! Terrific! What’s the bad news?”
“You have an 8:30 tee time tomorrow morning.”

God loved Joe so much that one day he offered Joe the chance to wish for anything he wanted. Joe thought a while and then said, “Please give me wisdom so that I might make the best choices for the rest of my life.” Then there was a flash of lightning, the sound of thunder, and Joe became the wisest man alive. A moment later he said, “I should have asked for money!”

Salesman: Sir, this new engine will cut your fuel consumption in half.
Driver: Terrific! Give me two of them.

It was autumn, and the Indians on the reservation asked their new chief if it was going to be a cold winter. Raised in the ways of the modern world, the chief had never been taught the old secrets and had no way of knowing whether the winter would be cold or mild. To be on the safe side, he advised the tribe to collect wood and be prepared for a cold winter. A few days later, as a practical afterthought, he called the National Weather Service and asked whether they were forecasting a cold winter. The meteorologist replied that, indeed, he thought the winter would be quite cold. The chief advised the tribe to stock even more wood.A couple of weeks later, the chief checked in again with the Weather Service. “Does it still look like a cold winter?” asked the chief.

“It sure does,” replied the meteorologist. “It looks like a very cold winter.” The chief advised the tribe to gather up every scrap of wood they could find. A couple of weeks later, the chief called the Weather Service again and asked how the winter was looking at that point. The meteorologist said, “We’re now forecasting that it will be one of the coldest winters on record!”
“Really?” said the chief. “How can you be so sure?”
The meteorologist replied, “The Indians are collecting wood like crazy!”

Financing for equipment

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